S. D. Coleman and Cael Wheeler are staring directly into the camera. Coleman is holding his cricket bat, while Wheeler holds onto his case as if his life depends on it.
Coleman: It's been a long off-season. But you know what? I'm ready for anything that this federation can throw at me.
Wheeler: Any opponent? Even Shades of Pale? You are a bit older now...
Coleman: As if my age ever stopped me before. Nothing has ever stopped me from getting what I want. Not now, not ever.
Wheeler: I'm just trying to look out for your best interest. After all, you're...
Coleman: Please...a gentleman never discusses his age. It's not as if my body isn't going to remind me after every match. Now, we've got to think of some way to show what's happened over the off-season.
Wheeler: Training Montage?
Coleman: Sure, why not?
TRAINING MONTAGE
Various scenes are shown of Coleman lifting weights, bicycling, and running as "Been Away Too Long" by Soundgarden plays in the background. Wheeler is shown helping out and shining up the Tag Team Championship. Next, Coleman is shown hitting various training partners with high impact wrestling moves before locking one of them in the Wheel Lock.
Coleman: And back to reality. Just in case all of my fans have forgotten the difference between lies and the truth, I'm here to give you the truth. And the truth is that I'm still part of the best Tag Team this federation has ever seen! That's not going to change. But it's time for more! You all want it, and I'm just the man to give it to you. I know what the fans want, and tonight all of you are going to see something a little different. Tonight, I go one on one with Shades of Pale. I know that Shades of Pale is a great competitor, and she has my respect. Tonight, it's not going to matter. Tonight, the fans and management will be your judge and jury...
Coleman pauses for a bit as cheers and applause can be heard in the background.
Coleman: Guess what that makes me? Don't worry, I'm looking forward to it!
Camera fades to black.
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