S. D. Coleman and Cael Wheeler are both backstage, and neither one of them look very happy.
Coleman: How could any of this have happened? Let's see...Jimmy the Animal loses his match. Then I go out and lose, somehow, against Speedy Gonzales. Suddenly, Selena Gomez decides that it would be a wonderful idea to put both of us in a match, together! Really? I mean...really? Why?
Wheeler: Well, I believe that you suggested the match.
Coleman: Well, yeah, but I didn't expect anyone to remember! Didn't think that anyone was actually paying attention!
Wheeler: You really should know that someone is always watching. Especially when you get going.
Coleman: This is true. Sometimes I just wish I wasn't so persuasive! Any chance we could get a clip of what happened last week?
A video clip airs of some of the conversation from last week, over shots from Coleman's match against Speedy, ending with Speedy getting the pin.
Coleman: ...anyway, that's why I will no longer wear suspenders in public.
Wheeler: Truly a fascinating tale.
[color=red]Coleman:[color] I know! Oh, we're back! Well, I guess that tells the tale, doesn't it? So tonight, we are going to give the people what they want. A battle for the ages, a clash of the greatest tag team this federation has ever seen! Jimmy the Animal, you are a great competitor, and tonight we are both going to be in for the fight of our lives. We are the Voices of Reason! That's not going to change. But tonight...I hope that everyone is ready. A great match-up, just a little earlier than I expected.
Cameras fade to black.
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